Funny coffee one liners and quips:

  • Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
  • Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
  • I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
  • My blood type is coffee.
  • There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
  • I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.
  • On the eighth day God created coffee.
  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
  • No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
  • I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors!
  • Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!
  • Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
  • Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
  • Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!
  • Instant human: Add coffee.
  • Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
  • A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Got more? Leave them in the comments! If it strikes my funny bone I’ll add it to the list.