Funny coffee one liners and quips:
- Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
- Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
- I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
- Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
- My blood type is coffee.
- There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
- I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.
- On the eighth day God created coffee.
- I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
- No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
- I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors!
- Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!
- Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
- Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep!
- Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!
- Instant human: Add coffee.
- Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
- A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Got more? Leave them in the comments! If it strikes my funny bone I’ll add it to the list.